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Ciao Bella, It's Mob Wife Week!

Ciao Bella, It's Mob Wife Week!

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Jan 29, 2024
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Ciao Bella, It's Mob Wife Week!
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Welcome to a very special week! Deanna and Emily are teaming up with our friends Jen Lancaster and Karyn Bosnak at

It's Always Something
for a full week of the mob wife aesthetic!!! Grab a fur coat and join us!

You have probably heard the news that the clean girl aesthetic is out — and mob wife is in. Why? We don’t know. Honestly, we can barely keep up! How do we feel about it? THRILLED.

What Is the Mob Wife Aesthetic?

The TikTok mob wife template that is going around basically says to wear all black - if you look like you’re going to a funeral, even better. Get your hair messy and big. Throw on your gold hoops and chains and some sunglasses. Grab your moms fur coat from the 80s, and then any designer handbag — preferably Italian — and you are good to go.

@trovlovHeard we’re in our mob wife era #mobwife #mobwifeaesthetic #outfitideas #styleinspo #nycinfluencer
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That covers clothes, hot. But as we are undergoing this week, we are going to pepper in a few more things to round out our full and beautiful lives.

  • Makeup - smokey eye, a big eyelash, a red lip.

  • Food - yes, dear lord we have died and gone to pizza and pasta heaven. We will make a marinara. We will eat a risotto, delight in an arancini. We will have biscotti with our coffee, ovviamente!

  • Drink - we might have a cappuccino, an aperol spritz, campari on ice, limoncello or an amaretto. Or all of the above. Frankly, it’s none of your business.

  • Attitude - we will bring all the glamour and zero apologies. If clean girl was about minimalism, mob wife is about bring you 100% of our special sauce wether you’re ready for it or not.

Our goal for this week is to bring mob wife into our lives, all day to the best of our ability. We are going to work on tapping into our own inner unstoppable powerful goddess! And we hope that you’ll join us!

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