How To Be Less Old

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Which Olympian Are We Calling Babygirl? (Hint: It’s Not Simone!)

Which Olympian Are We Calling Babygirl? (Hint: It’s Not Simone!)

Plus, ladies put your razors down!

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Emily Freda Foster
Jul 31, 2024
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Deanna and I recently discussed the evolution of eyebrows, but it sounds like the more natural brow is not the only place hair is getting full and bushy! OH MY.

We often wonder — what are the youths doing with the maintenance of their down-there hair.

Similarly to eyebrows, our Gen X and millennial friends did not hold back on waxing to achieve hair that’s waning — until it was nary there or even bare! Hairless was haute (and expensive with constant upkeep with torture tools like hot wax, lasers, pins and needles.)

BUT, just as all things have their seasons, the bush is back. Ladies, put your razors down!

Dojo Cat recently hit a red carpet in a very sheer dress, leaving little to the imagination about what she does (or doesn’t do) with her lady hair.

For most gals that unleashed an arsenal removing unwanted hair, they are not able to achieve the bush the lord intended them to have — just like the over-plucked and waxed eyebrows - the hairs don’t always grow back! But DON’T FEAR! If you desperately want your bush back some salons are now offering treatments to help people regrow their womanly locks with pubic hair transplants.

Speaking of routine care and upkeep — do you morning shed? When I saw this phrase I thought it was probably related to a sunrise workout, but I was dead wrong and truthfully, I’m great with that.

@jodiedanielsxMy morning shed ✨🫧🫶🏽 #morningshed #dailyshed #morningroutine #skincare #silkbonnet #beauty #beautytok
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The term “morning shed” has tens of millions of views on TikTok, but what does it mean? So glad you asked!

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