Trending Phrase Alert 🚨

This is not a drill because TikTok doesn't ever lie!

Today, I have for you an important breakdown of a new, hot off the presses phrase. A phrase so en fuego 🔥 that the twenty-somethings I texted HAD NOT EVEN HEARD OF IT (yet). Did that give me pause? NO. Dare I say, it’s trending YOUNGER.

This phrase also pairs nicely with the spring / summer fashion trend HOT PANTS, which are also trending.

Speaking of, did we all have a chance to peep the hilarious comment section on Free People’s instagram pic of these shorts? Do yourself a real favor and pour a nice piping hot cup of tea and ENJOY.

But if you’re not going to do all that (Hi, Dad!) — here are a few gems:

• nicoleaimee: If you look closely enough, you can see her ovary release an egg.

• butchwoodward: Not quite shorts, not quite a vagina, introducing vajorts!

• Sarah_reinhardt_art: Jean curtains for my meat curtains.

• abifernandini: My postpartum diaper was bigger than these shorts.

• thecfunk: We literally just want reproductive rights…

So, do you own a pair of these boundary-less beauties? Any hot pants? Shorts of any kind? LMK, thanks!

Stop distracting me! Back to the HOT as HOT PANTS phrase!