Salmon Sperm Facials & Alpaca Yoga

And the princess treatment!

Basking in the week post the 50 million dollar wedding thrown by the third richest man — to a woman who won the numbers game by wearing a dress with the most buttons in the entire world.

She looked like a princess! Speaking of, have you heard about the princess treatment debate that is going bonks on TikTok? We will get into it!

But first I wanna talk about something that stopped me in my tracks.

So Khloe Kardashian broke down all of the procedures that she’s had done. So brave, or whatever - But, I just glanced right down that list and had to grab a moment when I got to the end.

What the actual fuck is that breezy Salmon sperm facial tacked on to the end? Was there a conversation like, “Should I mention the fish jizz facials? Probably. Okay, just gonna tuck it down here with skin care like it’s NBD: Salmon sperm facials/ regular facials, peptides, vitamins and daily skin care.

Love the / between SPERM facials and “regular” facials.

Now, if you keep up with the Kardashians, I suppose you have already heard about them because Kim gets them too.

After doing a little bit of digging, which is my job, I found this:

Salmon sperm facials involve microneedling salmon DNA into the skin. They’ve been popular in Korea for years and promise to boost collagen, increase cell turnover and help with pigmentation issues.

Love that when I read it was popular in Korea, it made it all okay. So, I went to the Google and put in Salmon sperm facials and my zip code and there are PLENTY of options, but why have I never heard of this before?

The procedure, which doesn’t sound like a regular facial at all, is also known as PDRN (Polydeoxyribonucleotide). Also, its a chill 550-1K per session, and of course you need several.

Even Jen Aniston has had the salmon potential injected into her face! (But according to my sleuthing, she didn’t think it did anything!)

Would you? Have you? Do you?

Okay, now get ready to get out your tiara cause we are entering full princess mode.