Dedicated To Finding The Joy
Have you raised your Ya Ya Ya yet?
We’re not going to sugarcoat it. This New Year has started off with a dizzying, surreal and ominous bang.
Fires. A Nazi salute that was a Nazi salute because we have eyeballs and we saw it. Twice. Trump being a TikTok savior. Suddenly following the devils on social, vanishing orbs, the banning of diversity, equity and inclusion programs in federal agencies, promises of mass deportation, the pardoning of over 1,000 January 6 US Capitol rioters, Meta filtering #democrat as “sensitive content” but letting #republican wave its freak flag all the live long day.
AND SO MUCH MORE. (Commence box breathing now)
As with any hard time, us gals at How To Be Less Old roll up our sleeves and we get to work. We may be down, but we are never out. We will continue to moisturize and SPF our faces, buy flowers at the market and ask ourselves — what is going to glow up our vagines today.
And we know we are not alone! This right here is a dusting of sanity!
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We saw a TikTok that tipped us off to putting Christmas 2024 in your search — and this is what we found! A bevy of AI videos of Elon and Donald celebrating the lord’s birthday together. Hot take! You gonna douche around and the internet will come for you.
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Here are some things to look forward to coming from us over the next few months —
Deanna is going to lock Emily in her bathroom, play esthetician and deliver both a morning and evening skin care routine using a battery of facial tools.
We have a relationship coach coming to chat with us all things “coupling” in 2025.
Deanna and Emily might do some co-hypnotherapy together. Don’t worry about it now. Ask questions later.
We will enlist our youth correspondents to be our boots on the ground. Gathering and delivering the freshest intel *see kickback.
We are going to collab with some other pods and ‘stacks and maybe even attempt another viral TikTok dance.
What other nonsense will we get up to? Only the good lords know, but we are excited and looking forward to it. Our friend Mamrie summing up 2025 realness already.
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We feel grateful to have you, our community of spirted, like-minded, non-youths. Together we will cocoon ourselves in light and love in order to pop out (like Kendrick) and kick some ass. These next four years may just be the marathon of our lifetime. We need to take care of ourselves and each other. Let’s stay close and prioritize joy.
Welcome aboard our coo-coo train.
Ps: anyone tried that viral scalp comb we are seeing everywhere? You run it through your hair and it picks up dead skin and product build up. After a few passes you press the little button at the top of the comb and pearls of build up push out the bottom of the teeth. It looks both nasty and satisfying at the same time. We’re intrigued.
Pss: Some more 2025 Realness. Have you raised your Ya Ya Ya yet?
As with everything that takes off with the children — we don’t know how or why, but this vocal coach teaching people to raise their ya ya ya has taken off like a hot potato pancake! Here’s the original video — and you can watch MANY enjoyable riffs on it.
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Psss: There is still one full week left in January.
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I am raising my yayaya! Are YOU?