How To Be Less Old

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Chipotle Boys Are Here!

Chipotle Boys Are Here!

And are you ever too old to wear a bikini?

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If you’re looking for a man in finance, you might want to stop by a Chipotle on your way to Wall Street. My hats off to the NY Post for alerting us all to the fact that “Chipotle boys” are everywhere — and based on sheer numbers some of them probably work in finance, while others, notably are gym bros and any other bro you can think of. But at Chipotle, they are all united as Chipotle boys!

If you walk into a Chipotle during the lunch rush, you’ll likely see a plethora of men waiting in line to order their to-go bowl while tapping away at their phones, dressed in their business casual workwear with AirPods in their ears.

Now, I love a nice Chipotle bowl, but my husband? Not so much. He is neither a Chipotle boy or a man in finance. How do you feel about a Chipotle bowl? Would you dare to pickup MORE than just a bowl??

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But, what does Hoda think about the Chipotle Boy?

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Wondering if a tomato girl would date a Chipotle boy? A guy who loves a high protein bowl on-the-go and a gal who’s ready-to-picnic at a moments notice? They might really balance each other out. Could see.

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Emily here!

I was recently at the beach with my friend Jenny, who I’ve known since my early 20s. Having just rehashed how sad we were about having spent a lot of unnecessary time in our youth feeling insecure when, of course, we were gorgeous babies, we watched together as a gaggle of twenty-somethings came down the beach path.

It’s not that we didn’t have bikini-bods in our youth (all bodies are bikini bodies, duh!), it’s that we never felt comfortable in them. We constantly felt something about our bodies needed to change.

Standing there we were both silently eyeing the same gal from the gaggle who embodied everything we wished we had when we were younger.

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