How To Be Less Old

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And all the things that bring me joy.

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Emily Freda Foster
Aug 27, 2024
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Good morning you gorgeous rays of sunshines. I 100% walked out of my house this morning face first into a giant spider web with spider, so we are going to dust that off and do a take TWO.

If i’m being honest, I’m in my “one foot in front of the other” era, so I decided it might be nice to do a round up of joyful things because we ALL deserve more joy in our lives. Tits up, let’s gooo!

Back to School Lewks!

As people are posting back to school photos of their kids in the first day fits, I am amazed to see lots of … sweatpants. SWEATPANTS. My heart is joy-filled by teens and tweens rocking first day sweats: baggy sweats, cargo sweats, and sweaty sweats. #trends

I’m all…

It actually inspired an impulse buy over the weekend. See below!

An abundance of cucumber!

Over the weekend I went to Costco and not only did I IMPULSE buy a pair of joggers, but also a (run don’t walk) Hunter raincoat (as if I live in Seattle?) and also an enormous bag of cucumbers. My friend Karyn shared with me the joy of this 23-year-old Canadian cuke-fluencer Logan, who shares so many ways to eat a big old cucumber! Here is his favorite recipe:

@logagmMy fav cucumber recipe for real🐟🥒
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Am I in love with Logan? Probably. Also, he’s apparently a big ole fan of MSG, which brings us all back to the 90s. But also, where does one purchase MSG? Maybe Costco!

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I have such an odd love/hate with that place. They have so many things I don’t need and then you round the corner (after nearly careening into 47 people) and right there basking in a ray of angel light is the item that was absolutely worth your membership. What purchase stole your Costco heart? LMK.

@fionaconnolly55You really can get anything at Costco I guess 😂
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