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What TF Did We Search For?

What TF Did We Search For?

FINE! I'm obsessed too.

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Emily Freda Foster
Feb 23, 2024
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I get emails with a recap of Google’s top searches.

The intel is broke down by search subject and includes everything from sports to popular haircuts, and the info is always a great way to lose a chunk of your time!

For example the search for “braised pork lattes” saw a big spike last week, as well as searches for the baroque bob haircut. Also, did I just get this haircut? I think I did. (But, it looks better on the woman below from the linked article.)

This week the subject line for the email with the top searches was, “What TF Did We Search For?,” and MANY of this weeks top searches revolved around details in the trending TikTok story from ReesaTeesa on her journey being married to a pathological liar, which she is calling “Who tf did I marry?!?’.

Did you dive into it?

Here is what EVERYONE was searching this week after watching (and loving) ReesaTeesa:

Trending “Who TF Did I Marry” searches: past week, US

  1. Legion

  2. Arena football

  3. Condiment company Georgia

  4. BMW X5

  5. Arena football salary

Breakout questions past week, US

  • How much does arena football pay?

  • What condiment company is in Georgia?

  • Why do pathological liars lie?

  • What is an offshore account?

  • What does earnest money mean when buying a house?

She posted her first video on Valentines day of 2024 and, admittedly, I saw some people posting about this throughout the week, especially people who are like “let me save you the time with this recap…” and I sort of just glanced at it and moved on. BUT, after seeing that there were SO MANY top searches based off of this one woman’s 52-part TikTok story, I decided I didn’t want the recap.

I don’t want to sleep on this — I want the entire enchilada. (Sidenote, it’s almost 8 hours of content - so probably just like a lot of the enchilada, with a small to-go box.) Let’s dive in!

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