What a week!
Dominating text threads far and wide, the name on everyone’s lips is: Blue Origin. The 11-minute voyage that launched a thousand memes.
The entire event was giving — Colors of Benetton x Drybar spring activation collab.
The fab five marched towards that spaceship like an American Girl doll collection. Each feeling confident that women all over America were going to look up into the sky and salute them for their bravery. We were going to turn to our husbands and yell, “I am woman hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore!” Rip off our bras and run to the closest town square. Grab the hand of the nearest woman we could find and spend the rest of the day moving in a circle singing “Roar“ at the top of our lungs.
Sometimes a celeb will be so off the mark that it unites us as a country. Remember, at the top of the pandy, when Gal Godot gathered up a handful of her nearest and dearest and sang “Imagine” in our faces?
I still get chills thinking about Kristen Wiig kicking off the celeb section. I just know she wakes up in the middle of the night praying that was a bad fever dream.
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