How To Be Less Old

How To Be Less Old

Let's Get Glazed, Uncs!

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Deanna Cheng and Emily Freda Foster
Aug 23, 2024
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Our pal Mary Payne, host of the popular reality show podcast Pink Shade, was driving her son to college when she heard him refer to something as “glaze.” She immediately broke out the Voice Memo app (lord’s work) and had her son give us an explainer.

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John (19) explains that if he was talking about LeBron James, for instance, and dropping compliment after compliment: best of all time, no one can beat him, he’s the GOAT, MJ could never — that’s glaze. You’re giving a bunch of compliments at once, really gilding the lily. Millennials might say “you’re sucking up” or “you’re doing too much” but for Gen Z it’s — “you’re glazing."

ProTip: If you’re glazing then you are most likely not being very demure.

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The young lady in the TikTok below co-signs on John’s definition and takes it a bit further concretely stating that glazing has a negative connotation. If you are accused of glazing - that person is telling you to ease up and pull back.

@lizarragabooksReplying to @𖤐 #tiktokslang #fyp #slang #glaze
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The young man below is giving a master class in glazing.

@flashygmanThe last couple had us laughing 😂😂 #flashygman #foryoupage
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But before you run off thinking you have this one in the bag, slow down. John explains that glaze has multiple meanings and applications.

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