I Got the Rachel Haircut By Accident. Again.

Also, let's break down some huzz, chuzz and gruzz!

What’s up huzz! (No, it doesn’t mean husband. It means ho! Yes, I still call my husband huzz.) I also just learned the meaning of ‘chuzz’ and ‘gruzz.’ But before we get to that I just want to make sure you didn’t miss Deanna’s FORAY into becoming an influencer as she used (almost) all of her beauty tools on my face.

I got so many texts, DMs and moms at dropoff asking me about the beauty tools. I’m not in AA, but I’m going to steal their phrase and say YES the tools work — if you work them. If they sit there on your counter never to bless your face? No, then they wont work. But if you use them, they work.

I own the Nira and use it a lot. I’m not saying this will happen to you — but I have found now that I’m paying a little extra attention to my skin, it’s getting a glowup. Total brag, but I got carded at Whole Foods last week buying a bottle of wine. When I asked the checkout lady if it was just a random check, she said “I thought you were maybe 25.” And THAT is what will be etched into my headstone. tysm.

I’m gonna be honest with you all. I WANT to buy the Medicube Age-R booster pro after Deanna used it on my face. Here’s an embarrassing confession. I don’t understand TikTok shop. They are like “Okay, here’s how to get the deal. First, you’re gonna add to cart, then you are going to head to your homepage and select deals …BUT HURRY THE DEAL LASTS FOR 5 MINUTES!”

The multistep process to get the best price makes me breakout in a sweat, especially after I do what they say and my price never matches the one they are singing about. Makes me feel so old.

I also learned that they just came out with a baby version of the Medicube - and one time I added it to cart and it was $103, but I doubt that was the best price or that I’ll ever see that price again. Do I need that?

Speaking of feeling old! I *think* I just got the Rachel haircut by accident. Again. How does this happen to someone twice? In this case, I asked for a trim - aka an inch off to make things look healthy again. The stylist then asked, “Can I add in some layers?” Here was my mistake. I replied, “Sure!” And that was that. I now have the Rachel but with bangs. Heres a pic of me:

JK! This is me: