How To Be Less Old

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Chinese Face Mapping, Anyone?

Chinese Face Mapping, Anyone?

Plus, shortie you are amazing

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Emily Freda Foster
May 06, 2025
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Make an entrance!

I need a moment to shoutout the Met Gala! What a glamorous night. The glitz, the glamour, the spit curls and the tailoring! Andre 3000 with a baby grand on his back. Diana Ross adorned in feathers and sporting an 18-foot-long train that took FIVE men to carry (and got her trending on Google). This sad little picture does not do it any justice. What a queen.

Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal built right into her haute maternity-couture!

Here were some of my favorite outfits I came across while scrolling through pics. These people understood the assignment and brought that main character energy into a place where everyone is clawing for the light.

Plus, I want to give a shoutout to one of my besties Annie who works hard at the Met all year round, but the marathon that is the Gala has been a staple in her yearly calendar for decades. Hats off to everyone that pulls off this magical night.

Now on to important business! I asked ChatGPT for some fearless feedback after watching a TikTok where someone said to put in a very specific prompt and be prepared to get some great beauty and health advice. I cant wait to share with you what the robots told me. Do I fully trust these invisible know-it-alls? Nah. Will I follow their advice? Probably.

Plus, Last week the NYT put a new youth on my radar that is right in our HTBLO wheelhouse — and she’s already taught me so much.

She looks like her mom!

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